|-||Ryuzaki4Days||2m||Take drugs. Kill a bear.|
|a||Mench||3h||Doing a bit of everything.|
|a||Slither||10h||http://sindo.me/mmaxxw <--- Vote TMS|
|-||ReeferMadness||5h||May the bridges I burn light the way.|
|And 12 more hiding and/or disguised|
Forwarded: key forwards to petty vengeance
The 'key' command can be used to run your keys down some baka's paintwork. You need to be holding a key or similar item. The effectiveness of this action may depend on your short blades skill and how angry your character is at the time.
Simulate all bodily functions.
Discrimination in the corporate pay schedules, but based on how baseline human you are.
Finalizing clothing without pronoun switches instantly kills you.
%Chance to get pregnant every time you use fucked with the right partner, alternatively, every time you ride a chex, visit the Orifice or sleep in a cube/coffin.
Making all jobs require you to input a verb every 5 minutes for 8 hours a day to get paid.
Fire all corporates and deport them to the mix, hire all mixers to corporate jobs- no dress code or code of conduct required.
Eating traditional mixer food makes your character fat as fuck, diabetic.
Make people actually follow PDS prompts, and if they don't, allow staff to puppet them and do whatever the fuck they want for the next 15 minutes. :rofl:
Every "Shit" in a room grows the pre-existing poop to a "Small pile of poop." > "Pile of poop." > "Large pile of poop." > "Giant pile of poop." to then > "Gigantic pile of poop."
The only way to remove said poop is by someone coming in and eating it.
Crates of random weapons and crowbars are parachute-dropped into the mix by the WJF, the Hall of Justice shutters down like a bunker and all mixers get 24 hours to pillage, pop doors and loot and burn as many corporate citizens as they like.
The next day is a day of rest, all of WCS restores the city and the crime rate statistics in the dome drop by 20% for the rest of the year. Nobody talks about the event of purge night publicly.
Crashing a motorcycle without a helmet on should have a high chance of outright killing you.
WJF NPC's should confiscate your crates if you're gross topside. 'Sensory Assault' listed as a new crime.
Crate givers tell you to go stuff yourself after being in the dome for a few months.
There is only one attack message and it always hits the head:
You smash your fists on the side of JoeBaka's head, saying "Discombobulate." (JoeBaka being the target)
The attack cannot be dodged and is not affected by any armor. When a player gets hit with an attack they get a new status effect called discombobulated which is the exact same as being unconscious except they can still see what's going on around them.
If a discombobulating attack kills a player the player is then discombobulated irl.
Chance of catastrophic failure based on both mechanics and operators skills.
OK but hear me out!
A sex skill could influence the bonuses gotten from someone typing laid in the same room as them.
This could cause issues with public masturbation but I imagine that'd be dealt with ICly just fine, just add something noticable to other people in the room.
But yeah, then joys would be codedly better/worse than one another with prices to match and characters played by people who don't want to erp could still hire them for the bonuses and fade to black.
Because you know, everyone's not horny enough as it is.
On the same note, remove short descriptions, and disable 'glance
Cause legitimately typed cc's to be replaced with cr or cm based on a % chance influenced by the character's luck AND if they're relying on it.
Characters with high enough luck have a chance in combat for their opponent to drop dead of a heart attack/be struck by lightning/etc.
GMs should utilize the angel/devil thought system more often during moosex.
Given how rarely the sun is out, I think it would take people a while to realize the correlation between it not raining and their cheap vehicle overheating.
Payment is bank transferred automatically after success.
Chyen bonuses for damaging/involving other PC's with your act of terrorism.
PC's can also bounty specific targets with higher grades of explosives and payouts for *specific* time slots.
Impacts faction score with corporations and others as expected.
Receptionist: How may I help you?
You: I'd like to schedule an appointment for a cybereye install.
Receptionist: Great! Does three days from now work for you?
You: No. Do you have anything this evening?
Receptionist: How about next Monday at 4 AM?
You: Is that in 2 days or 9 days?
Receptionist: I've got you confirmed for then. Keep in mind there will be a 2,500c fee for a missed appointment.
You: Did you even get my name?
Receptionist: I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with?
You: When is my appointment?
Receptionist: Yes, I can help you schedule an appointment! What is it you'd like to have done?
Like this fucker.
Props if the teases are threatening enough to inspire laughter.
Naturally, it'll have the finest selection of NEXUSKIDZ brand paunk rawk™ tracks playing in the background. There'll be a leaderboard posted publicly, and only the top three slot holders can hold the title of 'PRO SKATER.'
Additional kudos if you can throw sticks and board-bash your rivals on duo/trio leaderboards.
Laid command as a roll. With Crit failure knocking you unconscious for several minutes with random bruises. Regular failure effects including pelvic bruising, exhaustion without benefits, a successful roll provides no real effect other than good messages. And a crit success provides the stat bonus'.
What would you roll for this? End+Coord+Charm+Heavy Weapons of course.
If the target is bald, you palm their skull, if they have hair, you effectively grapple them.
While grabbing someone's hair, you can attack them and be attacked by them, but you only get to attack every other turn, because you're using one arm.
If the target is wearing a wig, you rip the wig off, but also briefly lose the ability to see the person you attacked, as you're distracted by the squid-ink like distraction of the wig.
Replaces all shortdescs on people around you with INNOCENT if they are unarmed or not shouting, and THREAT in glowing red if armed or shouting. It also blurs their face naked to prevent any empathy from the user.
I identify as a threat, thank you very much. Also war crimes whomst?
Depending on your Strength, you have a chance to 'hold' the fart in, in which case, the next chance will increase by 10%.
If it succeeds and you fart, after holding it in previously, the fart will be louder, have a chance to make everyone throw up, and give everyone nearby a smell message.