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"Start the Bomb gold initiative. A bomb in every orphan's pocket and a one way ticket to gold."
One of the best quotes i've found.
By Mew at May 14, 2014 7:44 AM
I like the sound of this.
By Euclid at May 14, 2014 7:45 AM
The front page still has all the epic quotes from days long past. When I was a new player I used to hope something one of my characters said would make it up there.
A lot of them were put into random SIC messages, do those still broadcast?
"I AM THE RAW!" screamed by a Japanese TERRA agent making a bust.
"Goddamnit. Somebody better get me a fucking translator chip for this shit." uttered by a third party observing a nadsat conversation
"This is New Light Media, my good man, if you’re intending to cause any property damage we can probably work out some kind of arrangement, I beg you to not do anything hasty.” muttered by a NLM employee to a errant pipe bomb.
And nobody should ever forget "AM ON TV!"
I'd be really happy if someone could resurrect Huo's famous quotes
By Grok at May 15, 2014 8:29 PM
[Progia-7> In the background you hear, "TASTE THE CHIKEN NUGGETS OF JUSTICE!"
By BruceKadine at Jun 8, 2015 1:22 PM
Oh my god.
chicken nuggets of justice.
That's good.
By thecraftydragon at Jun 12, 2015 10:55 AM
By BruceKadine at Jul 17, 2015 11:53 AM
By BruceKadine at Jul 18, 2015 5:34 PM
"I just want honesty."
"Honesty? Sure. That much is easy. It's living with the truth that'll kill ya."
By ShinMojo at Jul 24, 2015 10:32 AM
"I wouldn't call it cracking if it doesn't work unless you're logged on."
By SoulTune at Mar 9, 2016 9:00 AM
"Of course you can jump off the skywalk! Only once, though."
By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Mar 9, 2016 9:04 AM
Oh, and we can't forget....
"TENTACLES!"
By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Mar 9, 2016 10:13 AM
TENTACLES ON WILDPUTINOVERTHERITZ!
By Reinhardt at Mar 9, 2016 10:14 AM
By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Mar 9, 2016 10:15 AM
TENTACLES ON (certain character I can't name)
By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Mar 9, 2016 10:16 AM
This medic chica once tried to heal a mano, who had his guts hanging out after being attacked by a pack of wild dogs. The mano screamed "HEAL ME" at the top of his lungs, and the chica just stood there with her mouth open, not able to do anything for the mano. The mano shrugged and sat on the ground and said "Well, fuck me then." and died.
By Reinhardt at Mar 9, 2016 10:19 AM
Hey, I dunno, maybe she had a thing for necrophilia. But some dying wishes aren't always the most pleasant to fulfill:
"FUCK THOSE FUCKING SEWER RATS"
By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Mar 9, 2016 10:21 AM
There is, in fact, a third faction in the war of the haves vs. the have-nots: The takers. Those who cheat, steal, and lie their way to the top, ensuring that their share is larger than anyone else's. The problem is that the takers are, along with the haves, the ones who are frequently being taken from. Eventually, we all will end up have-nots; it's just a function of when you stop taking and start being taken from.
By ShinMojo at May 6, 2016 11:14 PM
Look, can we not argue about this right now? I'm walking down the streets of Green with a highly volatile explosive under my coat.
By Curt5 at May 16, 2016 3:24 AM
The wind carries some sand and the faint sound of 'Jesssssicaaaaa' with it.
By BruceKadine at Aug 29, 2016 4:17 AM
"Why should I hire you? I already had to shoot one recruit this morning."
By Fogchild1 at Sep 12, 2016 5:56 PM
[OOC: A helmeted average man shrugs, "It's all good. I once got stuck in Johnny's inventory." ]
By BruceKadine at Sep 15, 2016 9:21 PM
If you've ever been around for The Font...
https://youtu.be/Qu55IyEET0A?t=57s
By Slither at Sep 16, 2016 8:24 AM
Not from in game, but Richard K. Morgan's Altered Carbon. I think it's a perfect cyberpunk mindset, especially for mixers.
“The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way, you stand a better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal.”
By kroack at Dec 21, 2016 8:56 PM
"NO THOSE HAVE SEWER ON THEM"
By coconut at Jan 19, 2017 1:38 AM
You say, "Ah forget about it. You'd find a new broad anyway, ye barely know her."**** puts his rum tumbler to his lips and sips the smooth warm liquid.
You say, "All you know is she's fucked up and precious."
**** says, "In a city that's basically the fuckin' gay capital of America, hard pushed chummer."
You laugh loudly.
**** sighs quietly.
Sindome; The Gay Capital of America.
By MrJDucky2 at Jan 19, 2017 11:55 AM
By MrJDucky2 at Jan 21, 2017 5:03 PM
[redacted] exclaims loudly, "How the fuck do you learn japanese!"
By Vera at Feb 4, 2017 3:26 PM
Names changed for obvious reasons, but this sic banter made me belly laugh once i digested it.
Starved: So how much we talkin', Judy?
Judy: I dunno, I was joking.
Starved: You can't joke about flash like that. I thought I was going to eat people food
By fleurtygirl at Feb 9, 2017 2:22 PM
This shit made me chuckle..
By MrJDucky2 at Mar 15, 2017 10:14 AM
Slicer: "Well, okay, but I'm telling you 'I told you so' when we're climbing out of the vats."
Dicer: "You won't remember!"
Slicer: "I know by many updates ago that if we're both clinging out of the vats, it's
probably your fault."
Dicer: "Touche."
By Heliodor at Mar 16, 2017 7:58 PM
The following made me laugh a lot, anyway...
By Manywaters at Apr 9, 2017 7:17 PM
[+][OOC-Chat] Nemer: Also try one of those fidget spinner buttplugs. Also easy to assemble. Less usefull for survival kits or camping.
[+][OOC-Chat] TheRealSmarm: I have three of those. They don't sell as well at the 15's, though. I really do enjoy shooting them. Great camping guns.
[+][OOC-Chat] SirQuacksAlot laughs.
[+][OOC-Chat] TheRealSmarm: Saves space, combines the essentials. That's great for camping and survival if ya ask me.
By MrJDucky2 at Jun 13, 2017 2:16 PM
Not sure why, but this made me giggle so much xD
Mr A hands chocolate chip brownie to Mrs B.
You tilt your head at Mr A and Mrs B.
You blink your eyes slowly.
Mrs B giggles dumbly, taking a bite of the brownie.
Mrs B breaks off a nice chunk of her chocolate chip brownie, popping it in her mouth and chewing with a contented smile.
Mrs B pops the last bite of her chocolate chip brownie in her mouth, balling up the cotton candy napkin and tossing it in as well as she chews with a smile.
Mr A [to You]: Got that off ah dead di-
Mr A [to Mrs B]: Ya ate it all!
Mr A sighs quietly.
Mrs B crams the entire thing in her face, apparently.
Mrs B [to Mr A]: Oops.
Mr A chuckles softly.
By MrJDucky2 at Jul 16, 2017 10:38 PM
[+][Game-Help] dog has joined the channel.
[+][Game-Help] vantablack pets dog
[+][Game-Help] dog: bort
By Neekly at Jul 18, 2017 8:48 PM
By vantablack at Jul 19, 2017 3:29 PM
"Did that Judge just beat a man to death in a hurricane?"
By vantablack at Jul 19, 2017 9:16 PM
A [to B]: Master Bimba is thrice as bad as you are though. The man hit me in the cunt with his staff three times.
A [to B]: 'Testing me,' he says.
A [to B]: Bulldrek.
B [to A]: More power to ya. I grew up bein' beat by those damn things.
A sighs quietly.
A [to B]: Sure, but not down THERE.
By MrJDucky2 at Sep 1, 2017 2:28 PM
By Kuzco at Sep 8, 2017 10:37 PM
(character A responding to an in-joke about killing character B)
A $key> I'll take the contract.
B $key> That's not how assassination works.
A $key> It is now, motherfucker.
By Crooknose at Sep 13, 2017 11:35 AM
[+][Game-Help] Person 1: Is there a way to light someone elses cigarette?
[+][Game-Help] Person 2: No. In the dystopian future, romance is dead.
By vantablack at Nov 6, 2017 8:17 PM
"You helped him so good he DIED!"
By Supermarket at Dec 16, 2017 5:24 PM
An oldie that requires a lot of context to truly appreciate, but those who know it will remember fondly:
Mrk.
By jwimpeney at Dec 16, 2017 6:43 PM
By MrJDucky2 at Dec 16, 2017 6:44 PM
-He messaged me over SIC, said it was a 'cute attempt'.
-Well, least he's got a sense of humor in the face of imminent death.
Two joeboys reacting to being taunted by their mark.
By Roycethe59 at May 18, 2018 2:36 PM
"Virgin Mary, I know I don't pray to you a lot but I am now. Also, I'm sorry I used to blow all those guys in Discount Catholic School."
By Supermarket at Jun 18, 2018 5:53 PM
"Those nip-nops were tip-top!"
By Supermarket at Jul 25, 2018 7:35 AM
"Nice kitty..."
(then a moment later)
"BAD KITTY! DAS RUDE!"
By Supermarket at Nov 12, 2018 8:00 PM
---- tips her cap at you, the word DETECTIVE lighting up brightly on the front of the cap as she does.
---- shouts loudly, "CAYSE CLAHS'D!"
By BruceKadine at Nov 27, 2018 10:29 AM
When asked how someone was doing:
"Besides the withdrawals, and the lack of lighters, and getting robbed by a fuckin' clown? I'm aight, I guess."
By floored at Aug 28, 2019 8:24 PM
