Genetek TV Commerical
Best one wins.

Soft country music plays and the screen pans over a deserted town, abandoned houses and stores. The buzz of a fly is accompanies the music. A ball of straw is moved by the wind and blocks the view. The camera zooms in an almost abandoned office. The tag on the desk says 'Mayor' and an old man with a white beard and white robes is sitting in a chair looking desperate and tired. The camera zoms out and the abandoned town is on the clouds. A sign reads 'Heaven. Population: Less than it should be. Fuck you Genetek' The image fades to black and says 'Genetek: For those who'd like to stay a bit longer'

A video appears of flashing lights in the night, a dim glow speaking to a fire off camera. A voice over begins "Accidents happen in our lives" says the older voice, full of concern "And we can't always be ready for them." The video cuts to the image of a mangled car on the corner of a street in withmore, a single limb visible in the wreckage "Whether you're an office worker or a manager, life can end suddenly.". The video cuts again to show a grieving family in their home, a family picture prominently displayed on the kitchen table "But there is a better way to live." The family suddenly looks up as the door opens, and in walks the man in the photo, smiling. The children and wife rush to him and hug him "Invest in a Genetek Clone today. Life can be cruel. Genetek can even the odds."

[A hefty man covered in tally mark tattoos sits on a metal chair in a nondescript room. He slowly points to a tally mark on his chest and says, "Got into a fight with some gangers, ended up shot in the head." He moves his finger to his forearm and continues, "I was in a helicopter that was targeted with a missile. It blew me to shreds." He begins to trace his body pointing at various tally marks and listing more and more gruesome deaths. After a few more tallies, he quiets and points to a tally on his face, right under his eye. "I was on my way to the Hall of Justice when I slipped. A long fall from the skywalk." The Genetek logo slowly appears on the screen along with the words, "When life gives you lemons, get Genetek."]