[Submit A] Faction Battle Cry

For some factions, when they are attacked, the person being attacked will request aide. This results in some number of allies that heard the request responding. All the messages can be dynamic (which means we can shuffle them up!).

I've written a bunch for gangers, but I want MOAR. So I'm letting you guys come up with some and the best ones I will include for the various factions.

Here are some of the factions that we need messages for:

TERRA (should be semi-professional)

WJF (has to be police like)

SNAKES

SINNERS

ARTERIES

PARK BOYZ

There are a couple different kind of messages. The request for help message:

AHH! I'm being attacked by a %shortdesc.

The response SIC message:

OH SHIZNIT THESE BAKAS GUNNA GET BAKALAKAD.

The response SHOUT message

ON MY WAY DOG BOODALOOP.

You can provide any number of any of these. But make them good. Please also write faction specific ones. All the gangs have different personalities. If you don't know their personality, you can skip writing ones for them. But here is a brief overview:

Sinners: cricket bats, lowest of the low life, mean.

Arteries: machetes, a bit more business oriented.

Snakes: hatchets, smallest of the gangs but considered the most brutal.

Terra: rent-a-cops

Judges: the law

Have fun!

By Slither at Jul 7, 2016 12:00 PM

Mixer factions:

Snakes attacking "Fucking fuck, these hatchets hurt! Come help me with %shortdesc!"

TERRA attacking: "I'm gonna shove tha' extendable baton up yo' ass, TERRA pig!"

WJF attacking: "JAKES IN THE MIX, come on everyone! Got a %shortdesc right here!"

WJF being attacked: "Under attack by %shortdesc, nearby units respond."

"%shortdesc assaulting a Judge, requesting backup."

"Got a W.C.L. c. 127 s.9 in motion, suspect is %shortdesc, please acknowledge with reinforcements."

By Kuzco at Jul 7, 2016 12:11 PM

Sinners (SIC):

SOMEONE SINNIN' ON OUR TURF!?

Sinners (Real life)

YOU BOUTTA GO TO HELL, BAKA!

Snakes (SIC):

BAKAS GONNA GET CHOPPED TO PIECES ON SNAKE TURF!

Snakes (Real life):

SLITHER SLITHER MOTHERFUCKERS!

TERRA (SIC):

I roger, coming to help wreck these scum.

TERRA (real life):

You fuckers are under -arrest-!

Judges (SIC):

Distress call received, backup incoming.

Judges (real life):

IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, YOUR SENTENCE IS CLONE DEATH!

By WildPutinOverTheRitz at Jul 7, 2016 12:40 PM

TERRA help request SIC:

"All agents give me a hand with %shortdesc!"

TERRA response shout:

"INCOMING JUSTICE!"

TERRA response SIC:

"Zeroing in buddy, hold the fort."

Snakes help request SIC:

"MOTHERFUCKERS MESSING WITH THE SNAKES!"

Snakes response shout:

"FEEL THE SNAKE BITE BAKAS!"

Snakes response SIC:

"SNAKE TURF, YO!"

By Kuzco at Jul 7, 2016 12:50 PM

Arteries]/b]
ARTS! Help me take care of this baka. Permanently. Looks like a %shortdesc.
This %shortdesc is cutting into my slinging time, let's crease 'em!
Some muthafuckas never fucking learn, let's teach this %shortdesc a lesson.
I'm being attacked by a %shortdesc! Help me take them out, I got other biz to get to.
Little more blood on my threads won't make a difference.
Shiiit, whoever's fucking around on ART turfs gonna get theirs.
I's be right there, lemme finish pushing.
Ain't nuffin gonna stop me from slicing this baka.
Snakes
FUCK! This %shortdesc just attacked me. I's gonna rip their head off their fucking shoulders, watch me!
Who's this %shortdesc think they is? Attacking me on SNAKE TURF. Gonna fuck this muthafucka so hard his clone will feel it!
AAAAHHHH, son of a bitch, this %shortdesc just attacked me! Let's show 'em what we do to bakas that step on SNAKE turf.
SSSsssSSssssnakeSSsssSS!
Lemme cut 'em, just lemme cut 'em!
Bitches get stitches. You gonna need a hell of a lot more!
How you gonna run with no legs?!
Sinners]/b]
What the hell?! This motherfucking %shortdesc just hit me! Son of a BITCH. HELP A SINNER OUT.
Who the hell does this %shortdesc think they is? Cocksucker, you 'bout to get the biz end of my bat. SARZ TURF.
Help me beatdown this %shortdesc that just attacked me! Son of a WHORE, you gonna wish you never messed with the SINNERS.
Betta pray you dead befoe I get there sucka. God's only one who can help you out now, you in Sinners' hands.
Fuckin' fucka you're 'bout to get fuck'd by a SINNER you goddamn cunt of a shit stain.
I's coming! Gonna break every bone in your body before I's beat yo skull in! SARZ TURF.
DEAD MAN WALKING!
TERRA
Got a hostile %shortdesc here, need an extra pair of hands.
BEING ATTACKED! It's a %shortdesc. Agent in distress!
Woah, woah, woah, a %shortdesc is attacking me, calling in support.
Hold on a second, this %shortdesc just attacked me. Need some backup.
I'm around the corner, be there soon!
Hold fast, this fucker is going down.
Finally I get to use this baton!
I'm ready to crack some skulls! Erm, for justice.
Where'd I put my cuffs?!
WJF
Requesting an ARU for a 187 at my location. Suspect is a %shortdesc.
I am Code 3. Repeat, I am Code 3. Attacker appears to be %shortdesc.
Ops, requesting additional units at my location. 240 in progress. %shortdesc is the perpetrator.
BOLO a %shortdesc, 217 suspect.
10-33. All units standby for a %shortdesc, currently engaged.
Solid copy. En-route.
10-4. Reinforcing your position.
Mobilizing and underway.

Roger that, moving to your coordinates.

By kroack at Jul 7, 2016 4:51 PM

Moarrrrrrrr!!!!

By Slither at Jul 11, 2016 10:59 AM

Park boyz

Attacked-SIC:

"Come ova 'ere for %shortdesc, WE GOT A LIVE ONE!"

"AW, %shortdesc is hurtin' meeee, bring da heat!"

"BWAHAHA, dis %shortdesc is tryin' their luck!"

Response-SIC:

"Time t' hunt!"

"No escapin' the Park fer dem!"

"I was gettin' hungry anyways!"

"PARK BOYZ ASSEMBLE!"

Shout:

"PREP DA OVEN, FRESH MEAT INCOMIN'!"

"I SEE 'EM, I SEE 'EM!"

"I CALL DIBS ON THE EARS!"

By Kuzco at Jul 11, 2016 11:57 AM

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