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KFC Cooler Master Chicken Warming PC
The future is now!

In the never-ending Cyberpunk banquet that is 2020, KFC and Cooler Master have unveiled a bucket-shaped gaming PC that also warms chicken.

It comes with a suitably Dark and Cyber black and red color scheme, but it is bucket shaped (for the chicken obviously). Its got one of those Intel Nuc9 Extreme Compute Elements and a hot swappable NVIDIA GPU. Is chicken grease a conductor or an insulator?

(Edited by Johnny at 9:20 am on 12/23/2020)

By Johnny at Dec 23, 2020 9:19 AM

My body is ready.

By Slither at Dec 24, 2020 8:21 AM

You didn't really call it out in the OP... but the case has a built in heater... for fried chicken. You can't make this stuff up...

By BlazingCoconut at Dec 24, 2020 10:38 AM

Or you did and I'm poor at reading... :)

Still it can't be emphasized enough. It has a Chicken Warmer in a PC.

By BlazingCoconut at Dec 24, 2020 10:39 AM

I'm d y i n g.

This is like something straight out of Snow Crash. I fucking love it. I can't believe this is real.

This isn't the cyberpunk future we wanted, but it's perhaps the one we deserve.

By Jameson at Dec 25, 2020 10:51 AM

OK but like, you gotta get rid of the heat right? Do something with it. Might as well re-route it to the chicken chamber to keep your chicken warm.

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KFC Cooler Master Chicken Warming PC The future is now!

KFC Cooler Master Chicken Warming PC
The future is now!