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My Immy-Mortal
The crossover no one asked for

HC: Special fangz (get it, coz Im mixrrr) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) vera & grizzly666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. Ur flash! Mench ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! JUICY V ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebola Dune'dragon PDS Parkdog Vee and I have long blood red hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and blak tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Juju (HC: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Juicy Vee but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a mixer but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a solo, and I work at a cryo-ace bar called the Drome in Withmore where I'm in the seventh month (I'm seventeen). I'm a mixer (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love neXus and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Drome. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of corpies stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebola!" shouted a voice. I looked down. It was... Seven Ecks!

"What's up Seven?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my chummerz call me and I had to go away.

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HC: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

is this what it feels like to have a stroke

Soz

I feel personally attacked.
"I looked down."
Is this an erotic fanfic?
What is this abomination?
This is why you shouldn't post on the boards after taking an Ambien.
It's a clever parody. Entertaining.

Bravo!

Chapter 2.

HC: Fangz 2 grizzly666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW corpies stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a Spurt bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Juicy V t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black neXus dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Street Sammy (AN: Vera dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Babysmashers t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (Squid Ink lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Seven Ecks yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Seven?” she asked as we went out of the Snakes common room and onto Fuller Street.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Seven walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Juicy V is having a concert in KMB.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love JV. He are my favorite band, besides Juju.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I suddenly gasped!

Anor help us! It's not stopping!
Does this make sense to anyone? I feel like I have to be in a clique/circlejerk to understand this. I'm very confused.
It's a parody of My Immortal, Evie. The greatest masterpiece in fanfiction history.
Do I want to look that up?
Up to you. Heh.
And now I see why noone asked for it.
Omg there in luv!!!!

Xoxoxxo

- sXe pinkleXpopXx

Did Grizzly the player here participate in that by the way? I always thought he wasn't an asshat.
please. no more