Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
Yes. Yes I have.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Yes, on more than one occasion.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
I don't know that I would. The existential crisis might break them before anything worthwhile could happen.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
German & Gaelic
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
I think the sweet spot would be right around 30. Old enough to do whatever I want and still recover nicely, with little down time.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
I'd let the program pick. If I need that sort of protection, removing my own choice from those two items removes further risk of being identified or found.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Mosquitos. I'm sure they serve as part of the food chain, but I really do hate them.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
Oh...so much. Let's go with coffee.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
It has been decided to enforce the watching of Mr. Rodger's Neighbor until you lot can learn to get along.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
All of them.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit. I can eat elevenses and take a nap before lunch and afternoon tea. What's not to love?
Describe your own personal heaven.
An old fashioned study - books galore, a nice snifter of brandy that never runs out, and of course a computer with a solid connection.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
No idea honestly. My memory isn't that good.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Some terrible flip phone.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
I won't eat at Chipotle. They have been in the news too often.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
As a long time horror movie fan, I cannot think of any movie scene that scared me.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
I think they're all underage. No one needs that.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
I'm not up to date on current fashion enough to say.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
A willow or a redwood. I'm good with either.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
I don't watch YouTube unless I need to fix something.