Twenty Answers
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Jennifer Aniston
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Capitalism.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Well, only if my brain and body don't get fucked up and interstellar travel is possible.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Penis-fact presenter or something like that.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
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What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
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What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Flatter, I suppose.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
It was... nokia, I think.
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A barnacle's penis can be up to eight times its own body size.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Soap. One of the most disappointing moments of my life.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
To vapourize whatever I wanted to.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
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How would you describe yourself in three words?
Fuck, I forgot.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
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If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
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Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
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What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Being obedient. I got rewarded.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
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If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Chernobyl.
Have you thrown up in a car?
More times than I remember.
