Mars colonization

How's this for the one way trip of a lifetime:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/10/whats-new-on-mars-78000-apply-to-go/?hpt=hp_t2

By Soulless Ginger at May 11, 2013 8:04 AM

If I thought it was real, I'd apply.

By Johnny at May 14, 2013 7:59 PM

-	BubbleKangaroo	4s
-	JMo	9m	All death is certain.
-	Enven	26m
-	Inks	59m	The pinnacle of mediocre.
-	BigLammo	4m	youtu.be/g6IJyPUwwPM
-	zxq	1m
-	Sivartas	5m	I make the Grinch look happy.
-	QueenZombean	1m	Singing the song that doesn't end, yes it goes...
-	KalopsiaTwilight	5m
j	Fengshui	3h
-	aethertm	43s
-	Emily	15m	I lost myself, in the dark charade.
a	Mench	5h	Doing a bit of everything.
And 25 more hiding and/or disguised