Before I lean into these too much, anyone want to tell me if I'm doing this completely wrong?
// Common Cold disease script
uses $play_script
as %player
start "symptom"
label "symptom"
random "type" 4
if equals %type 1
start "symptom_a"
elseif equals %type 2
start "symptom_b"
elseif equals %type 3
start "symptom_c"
elseif equals %type 4
start "symptom_d"
endif
label "symptom_a"
tell %npc "You feel the dull throb of a sinus headache, and general achiness in your body.
stop
label "symptom_b"
tell %npc "Your throat feels scratchy and sensitive, and fatigue weighs on you."
stop
label "symptom_c"
tell %npc "You sense the tingle of a sneeze coming on..."
pause for 10 seconds
force %npc ".sneeze!"
stop
label "symptom_d"
tell %npc "You feel run down and tired, and the need to cough."
stop