Twenty Answers
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
If I could remember any of them, I would tell you.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
Three, because that's generally how much will fit on a paper plate.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Mosquitoes.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
No.
But for ten thousand dollars? I'd consider it.
What country would you never want to visit?
China.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Green is my favorite color.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Not that I recall.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Whatever the Nerd's Anthem would be.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
I don't think I've ever done anything that could be considered "wild" in a hotel room.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Existing.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
Step 1) Go back to the 1970s.
Step 2) Start a computer company.
Step 3) Make a computer in time for 1977.
Step 4) ???
Step 5) Profit!
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
I don't really watch a lot of television.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Get net neutrality back. Also look into securing right to repair.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Fluffy.
I don't think I need to explain myself.
Describe your own personal hell.
Having to deal with a Karen of epic proportions.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Clown. Definitely.
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Yes.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
I don't know?
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Nerdy Autistic Weirdo
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
I don't know.
