Nineteen Answers
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Probably something by Dom Fera. Northern Star, maybe? I've got a goofy-ass voice.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Die pretty quickly, I think.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
I could use a hundred dollars, but I would really rather not be slapped.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
I met the Ghost Hunters from that Sci-Fi show once. They were doing an event at a college I visited.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
I hear a lot of them liked to fight (lol).
There are a lot of historical figures that probably deserved more pain than they suffered through, so just take your pick of the many, many historically heinous figures.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
10. My pancreas failed when I was a child, and I went into keto acidosis. It was excruciating.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Is it a cop out to say Superman? He's genuinely kind and threatens oppressors to stand up for the little guy. I think we could use someone like that.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
I have a very complex view of the afterlife; but I think that dogs get to be a part of it.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
I already collect action figures. Like, a lot. Too many. I need to get rid of some of them.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Selfishly, diabetes.
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
I think we've hit a wall, and that it'll take more than 10 years for any meaningful advancement to come to cell phones. We've already connected them to watches, glasses, whatever. In like, fifteen or twenty years, maybe we'll have bulky Nokias or something back.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
No tree is safe anymore. Something that could give people shade, or healthily serve as a home for animals. I like evergreens.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
I can readily eat an entire pizza in one sitting, provided it's sixteen inches in circumference or less.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Probably 'B'. For bugs. Beetles. I feel like I'd have access to a lot of worthwhile reads.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
I'm a really picky eater, generally speaking. I can't think of anything "Strange" I've eaten. I did try oden in Japan, which I wasn't a fan of. But that's only strange by American standards.
What is your guilty pleasure?
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Describe your own personal heaven.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Chillest motherfucker.
