Describe your own personal hell.
Having to work customer service on the phone, having my surroundings being loud and distracting, and the customer's surroundings being loud and distracting, and for some reason, they're yelling.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
The power to not need sleep. Then I could -actually- get things done.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
I'm afraid of what pubescent Middle School me would say, but I'd probably just sleep for a really long time and steal food.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Coffee, because I'm a weenie who doesn't drink.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Probably some gimmicky musician, like riding a bike but also there's a unicycle.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Working in a sandwich shop for a year and almost a half, I've tried every sandwich that's out there. I'm still a sucker for a basic club with ham, turkey, bacon, mayo, mozzarella cheese, and lettuce. I only do baked sandwiches, though.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
I'd probably Megalize Larijuana, but otherwise, I'd just kinda sit on the desk and kinda hope for it to end soon.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
I got a dumb prepaid flip phone when I was 14. I felt the authority, but I also lost it all the time.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
I've eaten an entire 14'' pizza by myself. I felt awful, but I made it work.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Yes! Our Mayor is strictly ceremonial, and I'd love to represent my city! Assuming it's my hometown anyway. I love it there so much.
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
I don't watch much television, much less anything recent, but I'd probably do alright without Phoebe in Friends. What does she add?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Currently, I'm a manager at a sandwich shop, and my boss pays me a couple of quarters more than minimum, so that's kinda cool. I get along with everyone and I -love- my bosses, but I feel like sometimes I'd rather just work for SHI and maybe make more.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Feeling guilty for things that bring you happiness is wrong, and I think if there's something out there that makes you smile, you should be allowed to take pride in it and say fuck you to the bakas who think you aren't allowed to enjoy things. With that said, I actually love Harry Styles and One Direction a lot and I'm ashamed.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
If we could get rid of all of them and not completely destroy the food chain, that'd be -just- fine by me.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
I was pretty monochromatic when it came to drawing as a kid, so I was attached to that black crayon.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Not scared, but I've definitely laughed myself to an accident.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Probably a new place every so often. I've wanted to live in the Netherlands for a spell, then Canada, Japan is in there. I'd like to be a part of the whole world if I could.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
Dookie by Green Day. It was my sister's but I took it and I just clearly remember listening to it and thinking it was the coolest thing in the world.