Twenty Answers
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Most came back! I am old enough, hahaha!
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Mandarin and Spanish!
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Ponzi scheme.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Mulan.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Sure.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
John Smith, Niagra Falls.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Tobacco.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Judge.
What is the last book you read?
The Malice by Peter Newman
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Ercisson phone, then a Nokia 8210!
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
A solid 7?
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited!
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
That my dog wouldn't stop pooping.
Who would you hate to see naked?
Anyone related to me.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Immortality. Because we all fear death.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Sure.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Nope.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Get rescued and continue with my life. Capitalize on it and sell the rights to my life story and watch some middling actor who looks better than me play the TV-version of myself.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Elf.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Playgirl.
