What was your first CD and when did you get it?
KoRn - Issues, and man, I don't remember... Like... 14?
What is the last book you read?
1984 - George Orwell (Erik Blair to the initiated)
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Invincibility - Because surviving until heat death or the big crunch occurs sounds amusing.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
I would probably be some spoiled dickhead who thought answering personality questions on the internet would provide myself with some meaning and validation, however modicum and pathetic.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
HUMAN SOULS....! Or.. Um.. How about weapons?
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
The scene in Homeward Bound when the golden retriever couldn't get out of the hole in the ground.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
God forbid Verc ever ends up in a position of power... Also, yes!
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
The idiot having to shovel the animal and human excrement.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
If I had to choose, the princess from Aladdin, wtfever her name was.
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Everything from China.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
I think the better question is, "Has Verc ever been sober in public?"
Describe your perfect sandwich.
A THICC piece of meat stuck between two huge buns.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Don't eat ice cream from Dairy Queen. (I am an exterminator IRL. Fucking listen to me. They put their insect light traps RIGHT ABOVE THE OPEN TOPPINGS. Mmmmm! Fly parts!)
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
There's a winter olympics?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Night crew at a gas station.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Lawyer. No reason.
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Deliberately or accidentally?
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
200 is a young man's game.
man walked into a bar and said "ye"
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
I would trade lives with my wife so that I could understand what an annoying prick I am.