What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
A flip phone from a garage sale.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Yes and all animals in that case.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Get to know me better.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
None because that's weird.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
If you look at a map of people who own fur suits, and the sightings of Bigfoot there's a lot of overlap.
The likelihood of Bigfoot just being a furry caught on camera and is now too embarrassed to admit it is higher than you think.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
Fell face first into mucky water at a young age and nearly drowned, got grabbed by my ankles and tossed like a wet rat back onto the docks by some family member of mine. Can't remember who as nearly drowning makes clear memory a lil hard.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Even though I have a crippling fear of water I cannot see the bottom of, I want a house boat that can somehow deal with open seas, that is self sustainable and probably has satellite internet, because I enjoy all the little people in my computer.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Tell literally nobody and just get a financial advisor to help me put it into stable stocks and savings accounts. Honestly a million wont go that far in today's econ anymore.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
1. Be pretty pissed off because I have put a lot of time and effort into liking how I look.
2. Go to a dog park and watch the dogs lose their mind over a flying stick.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
This question causes me physical pain out of not being able to choose just one.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Shapeshifting, Can do a lot of stuff with that from making life easier to being a cryptid and becoming a local horror story.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Getting attacked by dogs twice has given me a heap of cool scars on my face. Used to be self conscious about them but just kinda forget they are there most days now.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
C because Cow
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
I would rather be a raccoon.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
Energy drinks, If you try and take mine I'm throwing you into the sun.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
10. Being mauled by dogs *twice* tends to hurt a little bit.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Do hamsters count?
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Something that I've been listening on repeat for the last 12 hours.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
Snowboarding is nice. I snowboard now and then.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?