Twenty Answers
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I cannot recall any of my dreams.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
I don't have a favorite stand-up comedian.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Alcohol. I don't drink coffee.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
I don't have one.
What is the last book you read?
Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror".
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Die, probably.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Hell no.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
Being a descendant of a royal bloodline currently, this scenario wouldn't really affect me.
What board game do you hate the most?
Monopoly.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
At LEAST six.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
I am a beginner tailor, I can cook and repair a lot of stuff.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Blue.
Who would you hate to see naked?
Most people.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited. These kinda properties are worth a shitload.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
I want to say Camille Saint-Saëns's Danse Macabre in G Minor, Op. 40, but it'd probably be something like Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want To Have Fun or Joji's Old Yeller.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonald's.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
10. I've had my right leg shattered. Had to wait 3-5h without any pain meds to have it properly set.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Depends on the quality of the drag.
Describe your own personal heaven.
My room.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Synthesiser.
