What is one thing you refuse to share?
Nothing, I'm kinda obsessed with sharing being caring.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Oh god, where to start. I think I'll cry if I think about it too long.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
The amount of fucking the athletes do after each day in the games. It's immense.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Bank one half of it, in very safe investments, and then buy a 200k house.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
There's no universal thing that women do, that grosses me out, previously I had a very bad joke here and I regret that. And there's also no universal thing that men do.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've done it for less.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
No, I don't drink, I have however been high as fuck and pulled over before.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
The "stylist" literally used a bowl.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Hustler, cause it's all I DO!
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Bad habits, I have plenty, I think I'm beyond changing them though.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
What is your guilty pleasure?
Describe your perfect sandwich.
There's a lot of implications here, almost none of them wholesome. So I'll simply answer Human. And let you decide for yourself what that means.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Nope. Close to it though.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"The Life of a Pervert"
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Fuck U Betta by Neon Hitch
Or Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I have a line shaped scar on my taint, from getting myself cut open down there in my youth in a series of unfortunate events.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Willow Tree, shady as fuck.