Nineteen Answers
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Orange
Have you thrown up in a car?
Yeah
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Does "This is America" by Childish Gambino count?
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Jesus
Have you ever saved someones life?
Maybe?
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Sounds fun
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
How not to fuck up everything in your life - the story of someone who didn't know that method.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Nala? Just kidding. I don't know. I like redheads, but the fish half doesn't do it for me. Oh oh oh, who was the girl in the Frog Princess? She's cool.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I've done it for less.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Liar Liar?
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Tie between Daniel Tosh and Bo Burnham
Who would you hate to see naked?
Emma Stone. She's too hot to just see naked. I'd die of depravation.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Kill myself.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
1021
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Felix the Cat? Three years later, I still haven't thought about this question.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Without a second thought. Chances are I'd be able to buy off the cops for less than a mil.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Alcohol. But I'm trying.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Madonna. Shhhh.
