Thirteen Answers
What is one thing you refuse to share?
What I did as a teenager.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Heck no, I value my dignity and freedom.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Pondarosa Pine
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Scare the ever loving daylights out of my wife, then drive around town, maybe get pulled over on purpose.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Hamilton animatic.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Just one?? Mosquitoes, if I had to only pick one.
Who would you hate to see naked?
Trump, I respect him as our president here in the U.S., but that would scar me for life.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Meticulous, friendly, nerdy.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Forest green.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Cancer.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
My wife.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Benjamin Johnston
Describe your own personal heaven.
Spending time with my wife in the mountains.