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I am the one who knocks.
How would your character say it?

What would Walter White's speech sound like if your character was saying it?

"Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business, big enough to be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to. So let me clue you in. I am not in danger Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks." -- Walter White

"Who you is talkin' tew right now? Who the fuck yous think you see? Does you scan how much chy I's make in ah year? Yous got any idea what happens I decide'a not go in ta work? Every biz on Fuller Street burns to the fuckin' ground. Snakes cease ta exist without me. Baka, you really ain't know who the fuck you is dealing wit. So lemme clue you in. I ain't is in no danger Skyler. I, is da danger. Ah chummer open his cube an' gets ghosted, an' yous think dat ah me? Nah. I is inside, waiting with ah ceramic fer da chummer come home. Ain't never knocked." -- Seven Ecks

"Are you really talking to me about this right now? Who do do you think I am? I don't make shit. Do you know what would happen if I give up looking for work? If I quit lookin' for a job, I'm fucked. I disappear like all these other nameless vagrants. I ceases to exist. You don't get it dude, I don't have time for this shit. Here's a little tip. I'm in a shit-tona danger, Skyler. If I stop now, I'm fucked. A guy opens his door and gets shot. As it stands, there ain't even a door between me and the street. I won't even hear 'em knockin'." -- Clive Dautrieve
Long time between posts here but I'm invoking necromancy since this looked like Good Clean Fun™ and I couldn't help myself;

"You tellin' this to me? Do I look like some porcelain wage-slave drekhead? I don't even know how much Chyen I'm gonna make this week. If I don't get out there, won't ever know. Opportunities, contacts, leads - they cease to exist. You still don't get what I'm about? RED isn't the fucking danger, Skyler. Sitting down. Becoming complicit to the City. Dying of old age. That's the danger. Some Johnson opens his door and gets shot. I say, maybe he went out more than once a century, he'd be alive. I don't wanna be around when they knock. Scanner?" - Kael Kane

"Ah... I'm sorry... you must be mistaken... I'm really not that wealthy, and, um... I do good work, but I think everything would go along fine without me. Really, I'm... I'm not that important. I hope you understand... I really don't want to get wrapped up in any kind of trouble. I'm sorry. I'm not really the kind of person that could handle something like this..." - Michel Miyata
Oh, sweetheart....IIii'm the big bad wolf.
"Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business, big enough to be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to. So let me clue you in. I am not in danger Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks."

"..." Netikerty Hakimi

NECRO BUMP!

"Ah who di drek yuh t'ink yuh chatterin' wif dis blink? Ah who yuh scan yuh gaze 'pon? Yuh scan di flash mi mek in ah yea'? Yuh proz wha'appen if mi boot-down mi op'? Gig-size biz suh hot it onna' Jake-rada' system crash! Vaps! Is cache-cleared! Nuh, yuh null witty ah who yuh chatta' wif. Suh, lemme tell yuh, muthafucka'. Mi nuh di traced, Skyla'. Mi di traca'. Ah lagga'ead tryna brute-force ah node an' get 'im grey matta' goo'd an' yuh t'ink is mi? Nuh-uh, mi di waan who -fry!-"

Don't hafta have a good accent ta share, no?

"Yea? Who ya talkin' ta righ' now, huh? Who ya think ya see?! Ya know how much I spend a year, mate? Know what'll happen if I decide ta stop goin' ta work? Helpin' family?! See tha' lil' mate there, yea? Mate's goin' get sliced up! Street's in danger! Ya might as well crease yaself now, baka! Tha' biz, big 'nuff ta give 'em flashy cold teas out for all o' the mates in this dump goin' ta flame up! Ya cube's gonna be ashes 'fore ya can even blink! Boom, baka! Jus' like tha'. Ain't there anymore. Nah, ya clearly don't know who ya talkin' ta, mate. So lemme knock tha' in ya, yea? I'm not -in- danger, mate. I -am- tha' freakin' danger! Tha' mate opens his door and gets 'imself creased? Ya think tha's me, no? Nah, mate. I'm the one who kno- SHOOT!"

Never saw Breaking Bad, so I'm just gonna pretend I know what the original scene's scenario was. (Gonna assume it's the climax of some big, tense af arc.)

*Fully flips character's pissy switch*

"Hey hey! Who do ya think yer talkin' to, mano? No no no, c'mon--who is it yer lil' chrome eyes see in front of ya, eh?~ Do ya know what happens if I were to just drop off the face of the Earth? Eh? Eh?"

*Snaps fingers in mano's face* "Oi. Chummer. Stay with me, here. Yer leg's not here anymore. I am. Don't be rude. Anyways: point is? A whole network goes poof--like a Mixer tryin' to sneak into Blue. Red's biggest gangs don't get their candy, corpies don't get their fancy, stupid-rare trinkets, stuff like that. So yeah... Aww, c'mere--stop crawlin' away!~

*Plops down on guy's back* "Lookie here: lemme clue ya in, chummer..."

*leans in, and whispers into his ear* "...I'm not the one in danger here, Skyler..."

*suddenly shouts in ear* "I AM THE DANGER!!!"

*Gets up and starts pacing back and forth in rant mode* "Wha'd ya expect? Poor lil' chica opens the door... Ya paint the walls with her thinker... Ya conveniently go back home to yer mona, who's none the wiser... Ya really thought that's how this was gonna play out?!"

*Cackles like a hyena* "Nah, mano... I may be at wit's fuckin' end right now, but I'm still the one doin' the knockin'. See? Even got Darla, my ace lil' ball-pein hammer here~"

Hello?! Ooooh! Pizza's early!

*BLAM*

lmao